The fairy tales your parents told you were altered slightly to include twelve years of being friends together and six of dating before they even started thinking about marriage.
You have pulled out the “homeschool jokes” to make people feel less awkward.
People have told your mom that she has her hands full.
You’re not allowed to talk about Harry Potter with other families.
Pop culture is when a Christian artist releases a new song.
Playing with swords and pretending you’re elves is an everyday thing.
The kitchen doubles as a classroom.
Going to the grocery store counts as a field trip.
You get pitied during the summer when you don’t get it off but turn around and laugh at them in the winter when you have three weeks off for Christmas and can go on vacation in the middle of March.
You always go to amusement parks on Tuesday mornings.
The library is your favorite place during the summer.
You knew Latin by the time you were eight.
Being sick makes absolutely no difference to how much school you have to do.
Your school day is less than five hours long.
“Are they all yours?” is a very common question.
Snow days? Please.
You’ve seen your teacher pregnant.
School is cancelled when Mom doesn’t feel well.
Gluten-free is the way to go.
You read adult-level books before you lost all your baby teeth.
You know the Greek alphabet.
Musicals are the best form of entertainment.
Your parents get disappointed when babysitters actually get social lives.
Getting cereal from the store is a treat.
Got any of your own to add?
*Thanks to blimeycow for the inspiration! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kes6KVbbeyo
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